Puji Tuhan! Mukjizat Penampakan Wajah Charles Darwin di Amerika

Buat kalian semua yang masih meragukan kebenaran teori evolusi, bacalah berita yang saya kutip di bawah ini baik-baik. Tidak ada lagi bukti yang lebih otentik dari ini; bahwa Tuhan sendiri memberkati ‘ijtihad’ ilmiah Darwin dan menunjukkan restuNya dengan menampilkan secara ajaib rupa Darwin di dinding sebuah gedung pengadilan di AS.

clipped from www.theonion.com

Darwin Stain
Darwinic pilgrims claim the image fills them with an overwhelming feeling of logic.
DAYTON, TN—A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin—author of The Origin Of Species and founder of the modern evolutionary movement—made manifest on a concrete wall in downtown Dayton.
“I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits,” said Darlene Freiberg, one among a growing crowd assembled here to see the mysterious stain, which appeared last Monday on one side of the Rhea County Courthouse. The building was also the location of the famed “Scopes Monkey Trial” and is widely considered one of Darwinism’s holiest sites. “Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested.”
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