| According to a 2001 report in Russian newspaper Pravda, doctors in Russia have succeeded in growing a new penis on a young man’s arm. The young man (identified only as Malik) did in fact urinate on a high voltage line, and his Russian love machine was converted to a small pile of soot. To make the new penis, a cut was made on Malik’s forearm and a 12 cm (5 inch) latex tube was inserted and slowly expanded until it took on the shape of a penis. The appendage was then excised, fashioned with an artificial urethra and stitched into its rightful place. |
| Now, why the forearm, you might ask? Well a casual glance will tell you. The underside of the forearm is about the only hairless place on the male body. The last thing anybody wants is a furry dick. |
| Alright, it’s a fake dick and that’s obviously not as much fun as the real deal, but you’ll be able to piss out of it and that’s saying something. |
| But what if you want to have sex, Can you? The answer to that is a very qualified yes. |
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